do u ever just keep ur hand on ur boob
i love this. there’s like no context at all. i assume you’re implying that u keep ur hand on ur crotch, but who knows. ur just saying crotch. maybe that’s a hip new way of saying yes. maybe that’s a hip new way of saying “lol”. who knows. crotch.
saying “no we can’t” when bob the builder and his gang said “can we fix it?” because you were a rebellious cunt of a child
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"One of the saddest realities is most people never know when their lives have reached the summit. Only after it is over and we have some kind of perspective do we realize how good we had it a day, a month, five years ago. The walk together in the December snow, the phone call that changed everything, that lovely evening in the bar by the Aegean. Back then you thought ‘this is so nice.’ Only later did you realize it was the rarest bliss."
- ~ Jonathan Carroll (via conflictingheart)
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Michael Kelso // Season 2 (pt.2)
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how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
he gave her a ring
"I don’t love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful."
- Natalie Portman
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